The Adventures of CptFlash (Part 2)

[CptFlash]

Recon team Alpha has reported that Mafia is reforming.....It seems as if these dirty pirates haven't learned there lesson. My space fleet, completely made out of used trash cans has been remade and at full alert. And my donations have never been better to my cause.

I also have my newly constructed team of trebuchets. I shall move to strike as soon as i find an assault team....until then i shall roast some smores. So who is with me?..................GoldenDog?................Spa ce Janitor?...........JoeMetoer?

*sigh* :(

To be continued... :cool:

[GoldenDog]

*under the dark cold rain sits a single silhouette*

Dear Homefront...

It has been at least a month since my last visit. Time here passes quickly, but still i sense the loss of its utility. This war that i've been called to has clamied a number of my personal friends and i have vowed to keep their glory alive. Everyday is filled with the barrage of shrapnel and the cries of frustration as our position is slowly being overrun. I don't know how much longer I may last, but I hope to once again gaze upon the iridescent beauty of my sweet elven village.

Please inform the captain that i am struggleing hard to stay alive. I will return... no, i must return! The space janitor cannot be defeated so easily! I carry with me the 8x10 he gave me upon our first onslought vs the evil conglomeration of mafia. Forever shall i gaze upon its old westen style photography of the captain in a black lacy can-can dress. It was the camera man's idea... Stromnar something...

Anywho, please send my regards to all whom i love and cherish... May your hearts remain pure and your heads remain heavy. I will try to send more of these letters if...

*cries of war echo in the background*
*the parchment arrives to aden tattered and blood ridden*