I QUIT !

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

Ok, that's IT, that's the straw that broke the camel's back.

Today I was fishing and suddendly I fished a chest. Sweet. Chest. But then as I open the chest A mob appears so I switch to my main weapon and start smacking IT.

Well low and behold, I could not do any damage. Actually, the mob seemed to be amused. So I decided to stop smaking IT and started to whisper to IT, only to find out it was a GM...

I'm not allowed to disclose wich one, but I can assure you IT's a high ranking one. So we chatted around a bit. I asked what he was doing in my chest, and he told me they were testing new stuff about special quests, but if I told about IT they would ban my account.

So, [923] my account, I had to talk about IT.

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[kayosoni_]

...

just can't get into your sense of humor...

although I like your avatar.

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

[ QUOTE ]

just can't get into your sense of humor...


[/ QUOTE ]

It's ok, IT takes practice and time.

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[jkoster]

<just shakes his head and walks away>


Sooooooo not touching this one.

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

Beware, I also have a vicious dog.

A Sharkdog. They come from this Island... But that's besides the point. These beasts are vicious, and are fierce guardians.

IT obeys all my commands.

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[jkoster]

Woof.

[SithMaster]

Whatever IT is, you can find it on ebay.

[ArtbuntRector]

woof

[Bloodfest]

hope you find another outlet for your weird mind twists, don't let it all bottled up inside, or else (http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)...

[Schmusekatze]

[ QUOTE ]
Beware, I also have a vicious dog.

[/ QUOTE ]
So what ? The dog to keep me out of a place has yet to be born :)

Vicious Kitten

[Choco]

OK, it's not April 1 anymore.

Please return to whatever it was you were doing before.

[Leyanire]

ROFL

[Crawlerin]

[ QUOTE ]
OK, it's not April 1 anymore.
Please return to whatever it was you were doing before.

[/ QUOTE ]

... but IT is his usual doing! :eek:

[kandlestik]

Wasever

[DravynX]

[ QUOTE ]
...

just can't get into your sense of humor...



[/ QUOTE ]

Me either. Its like gibberish suddenly became popular.

[Physics4ever]

It looks that way until you read it enouigh, but the day i read one of his posts and understood the whole thing i shut off my computer immediately and didn't see the boards for a week.

[jkoster]

[ QUOTE ]
It looks that way until you read it enouigh, but the day i read one of his posts and understood the whole thing i shut off my computer immediately and didn't see the boards for a week.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh God! I understand him!

Run away! Run away!

[GreatnessElite]

Not exactly sure but it feels like DarkMotion is describing what is happening on the PTS where people claim others are getting unfair advantages?

But then again this is Darkmotion, one thing means something totally different or one things means something but no one knows what it means :p

[Faceless]

[ QUOTE ]
<just shakes his head and walks away>


Sooooooo not touching this one.

[/ QUOTE ]

you said it man...

[MelaQuinn]

/agreed

[Thumpy]

You cannot quit over that..

You have to solve the great mystery first.

Howcome all white laundry become pink when you put something red in it, but if you put something white with the red it get pink as well. Why doesn't the red go pink?

Did the GM say something about that? :p

[Koch]

[ QUOTE ]
Greetings,
Ok, that's IT, that's the straw that broke the camel's back.
So, [923] my account, I had to talk about IT.


[/ QUOTE ]

Oh dammit - you raised my hopes and at the end it is just a joke... :(

[Choco]

Oh come on. Didn't you know that NO ONE ever leaves L2. Just ask the Golden Padlock thingey.

[jkoster]

No one ever leaves, they just take a break.

*twitch*

[washtak]

"No one leaves forever"... or is it "lives"?

[jkoster]

To quote Freddy Mercury:

[ QUOTE ]
Who wants to live forever?

[/ QUOTE ]

[Gharik]

very very far in the future, 1 person remains in the game...curled up in a ball...rocking back and forth...saying "they'll come back, they always come back *laughs crazily*"

[jkoster]

*twitch*

And I know just who it would be too...

[Splatter]

[ QUOTE ]
very very far in the future, 1 person remains in the game...curled up in a ball...rocking back and forth...saying "they'll come back, they always come back *laughs crazily*"

[/ QUOTE ]

That comment wasn't appreciated :(

[jkoster]

Speak of the devil.

Well, the orc.

The devil already had his two cents.

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

[ QUOTE ]

The devil already had his two cents.

[/ QUOTE ]

Opinions are like beers, you can never have too many. Unless you are too drunk.

My posts are kinda like IT.

- Some people don't understand the first thing about IT, and just figure it to be gibberish. It's just crypted to these folks.

- Some think they understand IT, but most of the time they don't really see what is there. Kinda like the trees are blocking the view on the forest.

- Some understand part of IT, and while they enjoy the pure joy of understand IT, they check every other one I make to see if they can understand that one too, and when they don't they get frustrated.

- Some understand most of IT, and they have a sweet time because IT is interactive. Reading pleasure increases with use. WARNING : Can be addictive.

- Then there are those who understand all of IT, and just refrain from posting, and just read along and make comments to me in-game. They don't post because the part of the Devil is already taken.

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[Splatter]

I truly understand IT. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN3T3NM5Ujk)

[DravynX]

So why did Jodes' "I Quit" post (which turned out to be, I quit - being a slacker and made 74) get locked after about 4 replies of congrats, for, presumably mentioning quitting, even though it wasn't about that, yet this dribble has gone for four pages?

[Splatter]

[ QUOTE ]
So why did Jodes' "I Quit" post (which turned out to be, I quit - being a slacker and made 74) get locked after about 4 replies of congrats, for, presumably mentioning quitting, even though it wasn't about that, yet this dribble has gone for four pages?

[/ QUOTE ]

Who said Jobes thread was locked?

[DravynX]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the big padlock icon next to it, along with the lack of a reply button on any of the posts is an indicator.

[jkoster]

Looks like it's open to me...

[Darkmotion]

Greetings

[ QUOTE ]
So why did Jodes' "I Quit" post (which turned out to be, I quit - being a slacker and made 74) get locked after about 4 replies of congrats, for, presumably mentioning quitting, even though it wasn't about that, yet this dribble has gone for four pages?

[/ QUOTE ]

You see, the Devil gets special priviledges. He gets to do all the things that y'all tyrants are too weak to handle.

A mind is like a parachute, IT works only if it is open.

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[Physics4ever]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the big padlock icon next to it, along with the lack of a reply button on any of the posts is an indicator.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're not supposed to do double posts, his post in the Lionna section is open.

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

[ QUOTE ]

You're not supposed to do double posts, his post in the Lionna section is open.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah but what are you gonna do ?

IT experts have the biggest guns, and you're in the far west.

Welcome to L2.

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[Angdil]

Hmm.. Well... The best I can suggest is the following:
Dark works in Information Technology = IT. But I think that is his inside joke. IT is also a Stephen King book about a monster that looks like a clown, but is actually a spider.

I would say the mob that appeared out of the chest was a spider. What GM has a name that also sounds (sort of) like 'spider'? Hmm.. Spam maybe?

As to the beast that comes from an island and obeys his commands; I would think the quest occurs on some (new?) island and involves using, or getting, a pet/servitor, again probably in the shape of a spider.

As always with trying to translate a Dark post, 'some assembly is required.'

[TombGuard]

[ QUOTE ]
I truly understand IT. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN3T3NM5Ujk)

[/ QUOTE ]

be water, my friend....

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

[ QUOTE ]

As always with trying to translate a Dark post, 'some assembly is required.'

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes. And the result may or may not be a spider.

That was an interesting translation...

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

[ QUOTE ]

be water, my friend....

[/ QUOTE ]

I agree. 42. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_%28number%29)

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[Vhaidren]

Eh, I personally don't see how it is so funny. *shrugs*

Darkmotion's humor has always been beyond me... it's for the best, I think. ;)

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

[ QUOTE ]

Darkmotion's humor has always been beyond me... it's for the best, I think. ;)

[/ QUOTE ]

It's for the good of the game. You don't need to understand IT, just play the game...

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired ! (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)

[Abisha]

hmm kind of weird i think i understand IT but i not sure of IT
must have been a special encounter you have goten DM wonder what it was. or rater not ;)

[GaiusCornelius]

Looks to me like it was just this "Darkmotion" board-hound craving attention, getting it the only way he knows how, from people who have nothing better to do. I didn't get it. Any of it. At all. And I don't want to. Totally pointless mindless boardspam garbage. Meant nothing at all.
There, now you have something that means something to post about.

[Vhaidren]

[ QUOTE ]
Looks to me like it was just this "Darkmotion" board-hound craving attention, getting it the only way he knows how, from people who have nothing better to do. I didn't get it. Any of it. At all. And I don't want to. Totally pointless mindless boardspam garbage. Meant nothing at all.
There, now you have something that means something to post about.

[/ QUOTE ]

/agreed

[Mocran]

[ QUOTE ]
Looks to me like it was just this "Darkmotion" board-hound craving attention, getting it the only way he knows how, from people who have nothing better to do. I didn't get it. Any of it. At all. And I don't want to. Totally pointless mindless boardspam garbage. Meant nothing at all.
There, now you have something that means something to post about.

[/ QUOTE ]


:confused:

[Wardancer]

They say it's a better thing to keep one's mouth shut and allow others to think you a fool than to speak and prove it so.

[TombGuard]

[ QUOTE ]
Looks to me like it was just this "Darkmotion" board-hound craving attention, getting it the only way he knows how, from people who have nothing better to do. I didn't get it. Any of it. At all. And I don't want to. Totally pointless mindless boardspam garbage. Meant nothing at all.
There, now you have something that means something to post about.

[/ QUOTE ]

looks like there are some "anti" DM in the board.

:p

[jkoster]

Just someone that doesn't understand him and, like many, lashes out at what they don't understand.

Almost makes me feel sad for them.

Almost.

[Darkmotion]

Greetings,

[ QUOTE ]

looks like there are some "anti" DM in the board.

:p

[/ QUOTE ]

Please do not scare the fish away.

And don't throw pennies in the fountain, it's toxic for the fish. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/darkmotion/poissons.jpg)

Have Fun ! ™

Darkmotion
Board Devil (http://yodup.club.fr/critiques_bouquins/historique/sagafolco.htm) / Fired !(burnt down) (http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)