Baby Boy

Elrohir · 09-06-2006, 09:59 AM

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.

The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... Then to the right... Right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"

LofL · 09-06-2006, 10:28 AM

LOL

Dreadhelm · 09-06-2006, 11:10 AM

That was so funny and so wrong. LMAO

GildranTheMighty · 09-06-2006, 01:50 PM

Thank God I was born with all my parts in tact. Otherwise I probably would do the same thing.

Champa · 09-07-2006, 08:10 PM

lol

Sovrath · 09-08-2006, 01:51 PM

lol

nolerahl · 09-08-2006, 01:54 PM

so wrong!

lol!

MelaQuinn · 09-08-2006, 04:25 PM

So entirely and completely WRONG.

TailChaser · 09-11-2006, 12:13 PM

He should have taken one more drink to get the 2nd head. Oh well, story over now.

Stromnar · 09-11-2006, 01:42 PM

Gah. I hate it when I get stem cells in my beer too.

GoldenDog · 09-11-2006, 04:22 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

[/ QUOTE ]

ahhh.... this brings back good memories of my recently passed grandfather. When he handed me a Windsor and Coke at 11 I asked, "won't my dad get mad at me?"

He said, "nonsense! I'm his dad and i'll send him to his room!"

oh how i miss the good ol days.

nolerahl · 09-11-2006, 07:28 PM

[ QUOTE ]
He said, "nonsense! I'm his dad and i'll send him to his room!"

oh how i miss the good ol days.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol thats awesome dude..really funny.

09-06-2006, 09:59 AM	#1
Elrohir Shilen Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Idaho Posts: 22,279	Baby Boy A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... Then to the right... Right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!" __________________ SirElrohir Iss 87/GS 80/EM 80/StS 80, Chronos (Ellro on Naia) Shillien Saint 80/WC 6x, Spectral Dancer 81/Tyrant 7x, Iss Enchanter 86

09-06-2006, 10:28 AM	#2
LofL Imperial Warlord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 1,242	Re: Baby Boy LOL __________________ 78+ Eva's Saint / 75+ Tyrant 75+ Temple Knight / 4x ??? Hindemith Server

09-06-2006, 11:10 AM	#3
Dreadhelm Purgatory Shadow Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 517	Re: Baby Boy That was so funny and so wrong. LMAO __________________ The Scream of the Butterfly coming from the Water Closet

09-06-2006, 01:50 PM	#4
GildranTheMighty Imperial Warlord Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Right Nyah Posts: 1,054	Re: Baby Boy Thank God I was born with all my parts in tact. Otherwise I probably would do the same thing. __________________ Back in business...

09-07-2006, 08:10 PM	#5
Champa Baylor Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Bouncing around Posts: 6,659	Re: Baby Boy lol __________________ Shillien Saint/Warcryer, Elemental Summoner, Bishop, Bounty Hunter, Tyrant, Warsmith 4 accounts canceled. Goodbye sailors.

09-08-2006, 01:51 PM	#6
Sovrath Earth Wyrm Trasken Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston Posts: 11,311	Re: Baby Boy lol __________________ Screamin' at Storms since 1/2/07 78---+-----79--------- Splatter hits 50, Apocalypse, etc Dest sub: 60

09-08-2006, 01:54 PM	#7
nolerahl Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Interlude = WoW! Posts: 2,936	Re: Baby Boy so wrong! lol!

09-08-2006, 04:25 PM	#8
MelaQuinn Guardian Archangel Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 910	Re: Baby Boy So entirely and completely WRONG. __________________ 57 BH 43 WS 38 Arty 40 SE 32 Cleric Like me, love me, laugh at me, just don't get in my way. Keep your grubby, stinkin, merger preaching paws OFF my server! Do NOT play what is NEEDED at endgame. Play what you LIKE!

09-11-2006, 12:13 PM	#9
TailChaser Valakas Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 5,260	Re: Baby Boy He should have taken one more drink to get the 2nd head. Oh well, story over now. __________________

09-11-2006, 01:42 PM	#10
Stromnar Imperial Warlord Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Feeding Posts: 1,464	Re: Baby Boy Gah. I hate it when I get stem cells in my beer too. __________________ Stromnar Core Doom Cryer / Phantom Summoner Yeah, I know I'm awesome. I can also levitate birds but nobody seems to care.

09-11-2006, 04:22 PM	#11
GoldenDog Imperial Warlord Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,000	Re: Baby Boy [ QUOTE ] Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. [/ QUOTE ] ahhh.... this brings back good memories of my recently passed grandfather. When he handed me a Windsor and Coke at 11 I asked, "won't my dad get mad at me?" He said, "nonsense! I'm his dad and i'll send him to his room!" oh how i miss the good ol days. __________________ How is life complicated? You are born, then you die. The middle part is simply finding happiness. Board Buddhist

09-11-2006, 07:28 PM	#12
nolerahl Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Interlude = WoW! Posts: 2,936	Re: Baby Boy [ QUOTE ] He said, "nonsense! I'm his dad and i'll send him to his room!" oh how i miss the good ol days. [/ QUOTE ] lol thats awesome dude..really funny.

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